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beksboys:

IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was

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Confirmed Bram, my cat does this to me all the time when I’m getting ready for bed. I’ve woken the whole house when I’m sleep drunk because I think a monster is attacking and the cat just wants to be on top of my lamp/flashlight.

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" Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ "

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via suspend)

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annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

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"from failing, you learn. from success, not so much."

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Bluecoats-Hey Soul Sister

marucos:

Child of Light

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nickdrake:

Bat Nap, Cat nap? get it……………Groan!!

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diaemyung:

Have a great day

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scorpiofactsdaily:

It is questionable whether Scorpios are actually human, as opposed to eternal creatures of darkness

Occasionally we make jokes based in sarcasm and ironically love cute things.

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proofreadingbooks:

The literature: Lois Lowry’s THE GIVER

The libation: Revisiting a classic from your childhood days is always a treat, especially when you can pair it with an, ahem, adult beverage. If you’ve decided to refresh your memory of Lowry’s Newbery Medal-winning book in advance of the movie adaptation, let us suggest you accompany it with a black and white cocktail.

In advance, freeze black coffee in ice cube trays. When you’re ready to make the drink, drop a couple cubes in a rocks glass, pour in 1oz Kahlua, 1oz vodka, and 1/2oz amaretto, and stir. Pour 1oz half and half verrrrry sloooowly over the back of a spoon, which will cause the drink to layer. Sprinkle a little nutmeg on top. Stir before drinking.

Drinking one will make you remember the joy of feeling sun on your face. Two and you’ll be seeing colors in no time. Three will have you escaping to Elsewhere. We recommend stopping before you hit four, though, lest you suddenly remember what a hangover feels like.

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chuckpalahniuk:

Great fan art work of Madison from DAMNED, by Michael Nolan.

https://www.behance.net/gallery/17459793/Damned

It’s you who are crying, it’s you who are lonely

You’re right, you’re being human

Tears I’ve shed will say this

It’s not a lie that it’s so beautiful, even like this;

Thank you for our true selves

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